What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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