you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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