Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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