the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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