hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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