Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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