you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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