we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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