They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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