He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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