can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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