: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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