How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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