I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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