she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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