If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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