just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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