I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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