I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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