Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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