All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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