ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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