her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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