she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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