Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Randomize