her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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