i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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