haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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