yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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