can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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