Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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