We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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