Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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