dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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