My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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