U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Duck Duck Cougar?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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