you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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