I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
