Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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