anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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