yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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