I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
