Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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