Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Please don't give away my fajitas
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