Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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