I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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