You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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