if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So apparently I’m into choking now
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