i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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