I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We got so high we made milksteak
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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