You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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