walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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