Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies